We Have Willpower!

Eating healthy for me is a lot like that Frog and Toad book where Toad makes cookies and then Frog tells him that it probably isn't good for them to eat all those cookies at once so they get a ladder and put the cookies way up high on a shelf where they can't reach them and then run around yelling "We have Willpower!"

But then the story (and my life) continues by Toad realizing that he could just use the ladder to get the cookies back down.   So Frog throws the cookies out the door and a bunch of birds come and eat them all.  Then Toad is mad cuz he doesn't have any cookies so he goes home and makes a cake.
You know.  It's kind of like that.